listen ik infinity war isn’t out yet but i Know the plot’s gonna make me Sad™, so i’m rewriting it. y’all ready? first ten minutes. thanos plops down from space right. bee bops his thumb lookin ass down the street, bumps into aunt may & peter on their way back from a bakery. there’s talk of world domination, peter’s panicking, but may’s got this. having none of this Fugly Rotten Wrinkly Eggplant-esque John Cena Wannabe™’s foolery, she rips him a new one. i mean flames him into oblivion, snatches his nonexistent wig, Yeets it back into space, snatches the Fancy Gem Glove™ & then smacks him w a baguette. he leaves in shame. that’s it. aunt may gets a new piece for her jewelry collection & single handedly stops the infinity war. now the rest of the movie u ask? everyone gets a McFucking Break™, the entire super squad gets together for a nice rendezvous at the local Chili’s & then they visit an Ikea. the only problems they have during the entire movie are eating one too many meatballs & complications setting up the new ikea table.
Anonymous said:
u kno who's valid? read the first word again
u? yes u sure are nonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the most valid one out there is u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no but all goofs aside ur such a sweetie who r u??!?! <3<3 thank u for making my day bb thank u sm !!!!
me 2 nonnie!! her tags r both hilarious & adorable it’s Amazing!!!!!!
@bellameys: i’ll tell u what!!!!!! u lovely nonnies have set me up rly well today bc i have some angel receipts to cash in on this gal right here!!!! like yall aren’t even ready!!!!!!
LOOK @ THAT!!!! THAT IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SWEETNESS RIGHT THERE!!! CAN Y’ALL BELIEVE THIS LIKE ITS SO FUNNY THAT SHE MENTIONS HEART STOPPING BC SHE SENT ME INTO STRAIGHT UP CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!!! it stopped!! then melted!!! now it’s coming out of my EYES!!! LIKE WHAT THE FRESH HECK MISSY!!!!!! how dare u be the purest, most wonderful & beautiful angel in this universe when u KNOW!! i have a Weak heart!!!!!!! rude!!!!!!!! skdfskdbut genuinely!! literally all of those things describe her & not me??? like she was being so kind 2 me but little did she know!! she was writing her bio the entire time wow!! & there r plenty more things to be said, like she is so hilarious?? rly heckin’ radiant?? deserves the entire universe & more??? literally the actual Best??? skjdfhkdjf i genuinely adore, admire, & appreciate her w my Whole Entire Weak Ass Heart & i hope she knows just how dang incredible she is!!!!!!!!!!!!! & i hope she’s having a day that’s as wonderful & lovely as she is!!!!!!!!! 💖💓💛💞💖
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& thank u sm nonnie for participating & giving me the opportunity to yell about my fav gal!!!! much much lov!! 💖💓💛💞💖
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